I’m not screaming, YOU’RE screaming. What a time to be alive! The mega movie franchise that has been carefully built over the course of a decade is now going to give geeks the wet dream we’ve all had since comic books were invented. Every. Hero. On. Screen. AAAAAAAHAHFKJHSE;KJF;NSLKHJDFNLUHD;KFHH;FJHCKJHKSDHFKJDSNK
Bridgette is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please watch the trailer while she tries to get a hold of herself.
Look at that. CGI that doesn’t make my eyes bleed
like in Justice League. When I watched the trailer this morning, I was, no joke, screeching like a banshee and jumping up and down while my mother said, “I thought the Guardian of the Galaxy were from Star Wars.” Oy. We have some work to do there.
Anyway, I typed out all the amazing quotes below so that you can annoy your friends with all the references that they won’t get until they sit down and watch this trailer with you. Because let’s face it, it’s amazing.
“There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if we could become something more. So when they needed us, we could fight the battles that they never could.”
“In time, you will know it what it’s like to lose. To feel so desperately that you’re right and to fail all the same. Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives.”
“Evacuate the city. Engage your defenses. And get this man a shield.”
“Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe, but it does put a smile on my face.”
And lest we forget the best quote of all:
“Who the hell are you guys?”
Aren’t you just itching to crochet those quotes onto a pillow? Read it and weep, DC.